Agency speak (or when to put the phone down)
I saw your CV on [Jobserve/Jobsite/Monster/Linkedin etc] …. I am bored, and trying to fill my day by searching cv’s, and contacting people in vague hope I will get a lead, or at the very least polish up my sales talk. So what is [Enter technology/buzzword/acronym here] …. I am too lazy to use google, [...]
